Comfy Café #3

Aye, it would fit me purrfectly~

If you think that's bad, you should see my IRL rape face

Now be sure to take the handle with a firm grip.
It's normal that it's pretty limp, I mean it's kinda just hanging there doing nothing.
However we can change that!
Look if I just do his with my hands, it can turn stiff like an arrow.

Bwahahahah!
Not sure, but I AM THE BIGGEST PERV!
Baka, baka, baka!

You little piece of tune sandwich!
Just wait when I catch you I'm gonna turn your face into sandals!

Heheheh, poor "kid" [/QUOTE]

 

Cosmonauts

 

I love that guy, as a stoner, I also want to smoke hops out of someones anus.

 

[/QUOTE]

Sure It is


Ookayy, I don't want to be noticed that way.. I think...

Coffee rape face omg I'm dying now



NoooOoooOoooOoooOoOoOooOOOOooooOooope


Can't we agree on the fact that we are equally pervy


I am tuna sandwich? Damn I have to eat myself, I love tuna

 

And your quotes are messed up

Me neither getting eaten might be bad o-o

Hahah! So did my victims, when they saw me...
Or well they laughed
And thought I was cute

:curry

Mmmm, well okay

Not if I'm gonna eat you first!
Hahah! In fact I had a pita with tuna today, with Polish mushrooms
You in my belly now

 

Sure they are

Yep. And possibly painful...

You are one bad bad kitten. No snack for you!

But how am I supposed to eat my yummy self when you did it first....

 

Man cat's are evil, they brought in this little tiny cute gecko and where torturing it. I was able to get it and put it in a tree outside before any real harm happened. damn cats :/

 

Uh-huh-huh~

Especially if you get eaten by a fish, it'll take forever before it's done eating you o-o

Waaaah, no fair Schi-dono!

Mmm, well I kinda swallowed you without chewing, so you can eat yourself in my stomach

Aww poor lil' gecko, good you managed to catch it before they ate it.
Ya know, the same thing happened to me, where a cat had captured this tiny mouse and it was squealing, wanting to get free.
So of course I'm like: "I'm gonna save it!"
But my BF was like: "That's how nature works, let the cat eat what it catched"

Me: :mvp

 

fay

 

there there.

You can have a nibble.

Oh, good

*nom

 

thinking

 

been raining here all day