Confession: I love you all, Sugoidesu-chan!

And no, I don't mean this as ''I like you as a person or as a friend'' type of ''love''. I mean, I love you as LOVE INTERESTS as in I would literally **** you all type of love. Dead serious.

Why the sudden confession? Well, I was looking at my trophy points when suddenly I came across this.




Sorry, I had never experienced anyone in my life telling me they like me before. I just got so overrun by emotions I couldn't resist my urges. My heart started beating so fast and I could feel butterflies in my tummy while my lips felt so dry. I just had to get it out! I had to confess to you all!

I love you all, Sugoi Desu.

By making this thread, I was thinking we could become lovers and maybe later down on the road, we could re-affirm our relationship by .letting me have furious, sweaty intercourse with you all in my mother's bedroom though.

Don't worry tho! I won't bother you much. It just takes me a few minutes. Even when I masturbate, I can't hold out long. And you won't feel any pleasure, pain or embarrassment from me doing you because:

1. I only made a girl orgasm only once in my life and that was when we rode this huge ass ferris wheel together. She came only when we were on the top and wheel suddenly started going down, it was like... so fast and impactive, and being a 200m drop and all, she just suddenly let her love nectar out.

That means I need a 200m drop and unsuspected start as well as help from an outside force to make my lover orgasm or feel any kinds of sexual satisfaction.

2. You won't feel any pain. I can't reach your virginal walls. Sorry, my bick not that dig.

3. You're being fucked by a dude who's existence isn't even worthy to note. Only good for praising Pissame. What's there to be embarrased about being fucked by air?

So yeah, Sugoi Desu, I would be really grateful if you all could help me so here's my final question.

Sugoidesu.net, will you all go out with me?

 

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What has been done can't be undone. Here's a guide on how to become a trap



I'll give you a few months. Once I come back, I want you in top condition looking like this:

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We can discuss what happens after only then.

 

Sugoi desu is trying to put the moves on you. Watch out. Sugoi desu is actually a Taiwanese prostitution ring and I don't want you getting sucked into that.
Pussy, we need good men like you out there who can fight the battles that we never could.
We need someone who can take revenge for our losses, a man who could really serve his country. A man who could..... Avenge us......

 

That #2 explanation. Made the whole thread for me

 

I'm happy to hear this, however I don't think it would work out.

 

Dafuq?........................................

Are u serious m8?

Lml I see how it is my man

I guess i don't matter anymore

I guess I just gone and disappeared now

I'll remember that

You cheating whore

 

I'll fight. I'll definitely fight. For the sake of our people, for the sake of the country and more importantly, for the sake of getting rewards after I do the heroic act.

In case I cannot win, then I will go down like a warrior, like a man. If a tsunami rides towards me and there is no where left to run, then there is only one option for one such as I. Take off my pants and expose my genitalia in full view. And hope for the impact of the tsunami to brush against the head of my pig benis and squeeze my dragon balls with enough momentum to give me one last satisfaction in this life: my first and final ejaculation. A lovely dance and an even more furious intercourse with the goddess of the sea.

Let me clear up the misunderstanding. That last question wasn't genuine. It was simply a meaningless offer to the other side, granted by the one as generous as I. A humane permission to act on one's free will even though the answer to the question has been decided even before the question arose on this thread.

I am not giving you an option. I am telling you how it is from now on. From this day and forward, every last person in this forum is a part of my harem. Another SD trophy point predicted this outcome ages ago. By recieving more than 25 likes, SD has decided that I am on my way to building a harem. If I don't live up to SD's expectations, I will be naught but a failure. Therefore, from this day and onwards, this is how things stand here.

You all better go pick up that trap guide now.

 

No, since I assume you aren't part of the ideal race.

 

Lml, I've had that ages ago, its a hoax!

 

im the one who decides what happens here, missy

the job of becoming the harem king was granted to ME by SugoiDesu-kun

that guide aint running from you, so you better catch it asap

h-how dare you

i am white as snow

 

w-what

guess we'll all hafta become traps and harem kings at the same time

**** u, sugoidesu

makes me feel like a puppet who is being manipulated by a dirty old man

Perverted geezers really do stand at the top of the food chain.