first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Smear butter on his face

 

*kick off the bed* you smell like a 10 years old mouldy underwearrr

 

Throws a 10year olds underwear at him +.+

 

*dodges* How dare you????? Take your dirty underwear and get out of this bed before, I start crying like a baby and leaving you deaf for life.

 

Not my underwear =.= i stole them +.+

Pushes out of bed bwahahaha

 

-.- Not your's?? Who's is it then?? your crush that you stalk on daily basis?? Is she a gorilla who lives in a near by zoo?? One way or the other take it and leave.

*poke his eyes* you dare touch me with your filthy hands, you peasant!!

 

It is the panties of a cake i made +.+ i had to dress it up!

Firstly

"His"

Sniffles

Smacks on head with underwear

 

........ Why was a cake wearing a freaking pantiesss???? What sort of cake were you making?? did you get the ingredients from a sewer??
Oh it's a she.
*dodges* Omg an assault on poor little me. Somebody call the police. She just tried to kill with her lover's underwearrrr.

 

Because even cake should be covered until you eat it
Vagina cake +.+

It's a she

Cake underwear = yummies? +.+
Blesses him with more cake underwear hits to the face

 

...... Do you cover everything else in the world with an underwear?? maybe you use underwear as curtains tooo.
...... did you use your vagina as a reference for this cake??lol..
-.- I can't tell anymore which one you are more obsessed with, cakes or underwear??
*dodges* you're slowwwwwww

 

Nooo somethings deserve to be uncovered!
Musings wouldnt you like to know =.=
I like cake panties boobies and dicks &.&

Suffocates him with panties

 

-.- Like what?? your brain to the sunlight for some vitamin D??
I'm not sure. What do you think?? :3
......OKKKKK...well, let's hope you end up with some shemale that has all those things then..

*kicks her off* get off me, you panty freaking!!

 

My brain cells
Yes &.&
I will create a robot with those things +.+

Boops nose with panties
You can keep them i already ate the cake

 

-.- They are dead. For a long long time now, probably.
Well, go ahead then :3

Robots?? Why would you wanna do that?

-.- No, thanks. I'm not into those stupid childish MCs who are into some stupid childish's panties of the girl they like. Take them with you.. give it to your lover or something.

 

Most likely +.+
Bwaaa?

Because i can make a robot to make me cake

You can keep them as a memento of the only panties you will ever see! Hu hu +.+