first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

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OT: Pluck their eyes

 

That thing is honestly shit.

 

I mean I was obviously memeing, but yeah, idk how it's even supposed to be used since it's actually real and was used by.... That's all I read before copying the img from the article.

Also the is sus

 

Ask them to murder people I don't like

 

You prefer precision kills or are you okay with orbital bombardments that can wipe out a country?

 

The second one does sound more fun but then it'll kill me too...
How about the reverse. You want me to do anything for you? Other than hurting @BluntBizzle

 

I want pizza! For breakfast!

 

you're lucky I'm in the hospital with pneumonia and I'm on my phone and not my tower. Buttercup

 

Ask them for tips on drowning.

 

Pics of big old booger and wipes it on your face

 

Throws you out the window of the hospital you're in currently.

 

Windows are shatterproof. Find one of my stinkiest worst smelliest boxers that sits in my dirties and puts it over your face.