first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Throw, literally pick up and throw them to England

 

Why is your profile locked on posting comments in your profile or sending private messages??

 

Is it? Hang on

 

Can you try now?

 

* Stabs with ballpoint pen *

 

Harder

 

Tells him what upsurge said about him

 

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

 

This is so Italian American. Also Texan. And Floridian. Or just American.