first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Sure. Bring some food and whatever's special in Florida!

 

If you're not a master, you're

 

Tea?

 

No it's beer.

 

Complain about life

 

* Stabs him for doing bad things to @Faye *

 

Makes coffee for 'em as a thanks.

 

He's more of a tea sipping fairy

 

@upsurge What is this anomaly? Is this true?

 

So what do Texans do fun? Is it true y'all sit on rooftops, and shoot illegals for fun?!

 

I am indeed a tea connoisseur. But I do also like coffee. Do I prefer tea over coffee? Yes. But do I like coffee? Also 'Yes'.

That's a myth.

They shoot people who make bad steaks and chili.

 

She probably can't even heat up a hot pocket.

 

I am just going to go make chocolate tea.