first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

I play the card, "Your Mother" in attack mode.

 

You have nothing...

 

Dirties up your house, and plant's the evidence on you.

 

That's it. I'm going to release a badger in his house.

 

My sister would probably eat the dam thing.

 

Yeah it's horrifying but still better than BBizzle. He'd probably just faint at the sight of one before being chewed. Weird how siblings can be so different.

 

I don't know where you got that stupid idea, but if you're referring to yourself I'd believe it. I would just shoot it, and just throw the corpse on you just to see your reaction

 

Say something edgy and refuse to elaborate afterwards, leaving them frustrated.

 

* Beats each butt cheek with a cricket bat *