Would you rather?

Eat a dick. Dat protein.

What you rather be kicked to the curb, or a ditch?

 

ditch wtf if that's what it is what I think

Would you rather lose your hair but be the most looking woman in the world or get the haircut you love the most and be the most ugliest woman in the world

 

I'D HAVE MY HAIR CUT AND BE BEAUTIFUL, I -CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT BEAUTY. AFTERALL I CAN WEAR A WIG.

Would you rather jump out a window and break your legs or have sand in your eyes for 10 days?

 

Jump out the window and break my legs. My eyesight is bad enough already.
Would you rather get breast implants or butt implants?

 

Aw shiet nothing >_>

Would you rather be bald for the rest of your life or be breastless for the rest of your life

 

Breastless, I'm a guy, I don't need any.

Would you rather be able to fly or be invicible?

 

I would fly.

Be intangible or have teleportation.

 

teleportation, to teleport out of my problems

would you rather see a naked ugly girl or a naked cute boy (totallynotwiththefbicough)

 

Neither.

Dog or Cat.