Comfy Café #12

Imagine being a citizen of ******* Canada and going to Russia for alternative treatment lmaooo

 

Lmfao if only

 

Whats up now

 

What did whatsapp do?

 

What the ****

I knew that JP was stupid for going to a different country during a pandemic but I didn't know the situation was this batshit crazy

 

Hmmm let me see

1.Fake news

2.How our Prime Minister is reincarnation of God and do nothing wrong and all of the opposition is trying to defeat him since they are enemies of coubtry

3. Homeopathy and Ayurveda>>> Allopathy.

4. Muslims Bad

5.Christians Bad

6.Jews good becoz Israel Kills Palestinian who are muslim

7. Students bad(except RW ahole organisations) becoz they are against ruling govt

8.Farmers Bad(becoz they are against ruling govt)

9.Media Bad(becoz they criticize ruling govt) despite 99% of MSM sucking off PM's dick

10.Pakistan and Bangladesh(carved out of India) became Islamic Republic so why is India secular We should become Hindu version of them ie dogwhistling about genocide of minorities

11. ANCIENT INDIA>>>> any other place in the world

12. Clapping hands kills covid and other pseudoscience BS

13.Repeated case of Mob lynching becoz fake rumours on whatsapp

14.Oh and its owned by FB

@Laraib @upsurge did I leave anything

 

Oh and people who you don't even know that well sending good morning and good night everyday on whatsapp I mean my 90% convo with this one guy was him sending me good morning and good night

Same for the people who call you at 3 am and are like were you sleeping **** what's wrong with you

 

nothing, I work there

 

Lmao this feels weird now M8

But I was talking about WhatsApp

 

Whoa, I was kinda surprised today.

The boss offered me a job at Tesla today out of nowhere, I am in shock, I didn't know what to say and I still don't know....

 

That's pretty much everything that has been going on lately, yup.

 

What is the pay hike %?
I heard Tesla (or any other Elon venture for that matter) overworks their employees a lot. So be careful

 

Congratz m8

Like "yes why not" €€€€€

 

But he makes funny memes