Would You Rather

deep dish pizza *.*

fried noodles or fried rice?

 

Fried noodles +.+

Would you rather have rotisserie chicken or rotisserie paneer tikka?

 

rotisserie paneer tikka *drool*

strawberry or chocolate milkshake?

 

Strawberry

Would you rather have waffles with honey or original Canadian maple syrup?

 

Syrup

Would you rather clean a baby or an elderly's bu**`?

 

Baby
I have done so many times, actually.

Would you rather have toast with butter or jam?

 

Butter!
My mum caught me eating a package with a spoon, when I was a kid

Would you rather eat umeboshi or a lemon?

I haven't, fortunately

 

Lemon

Would you rather have a cheese slice or cream cheese spread on your burger?

Me too +.+

It's not bad. You just have to watch out for the pee-pee.

I have been urinated on while changing a nephew's diapers -.-'

 

Cheese slice!
Would you rather be isolated on an island with jason statham or the rock?

Butter is amazing <3

Ohh I've seen that happening a few times
Not only with babies but with elderly as well (you seriously need to think fast so it doesn't soil the bed or other places o.o

 

Both

Would you rather be isolated on an island with Bear Grylls or Steve Backshall?

:3

O_O

 

Bear Grylls
Would you rather donuts or bagels?

*ku ku ku* ohh the things I've seen

 

Both

Would you rather have garlic bread slices or sticks?

 

Both *.*

Would you rather wear pants that are too loose or a tiny bit too tight?

 

Loose
Then I can at least use a belt to keep them up. Too tight pants are unacceptable.

Would you rather have Subway or Dominos?

 

Subway!
Would you rather military or navy?

*nods*