Comfy Café #7

lol

 

DONT WHELP ME

 

DON'T WHELP ME

 

yikes

oof

 

oh wait you said lol

same energy though

 

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My name is Catherina

On 12/12/2012 I faced head on against wagechad - A descendant of american ego trips. He was a formidable foe, formidable indeed. Wagechad was in undisputed speaking terms, the strongest to ever do it. He was untouchable my mere human hands. And so.. a battle between him and I began. Wagechad came out swinging, and I went out trying to stop him in his tracks. All for naught, a wagechad is wagechad after all. I was a betacuck at the time, weak and nimble. Clearly out of my league, but I still tried. That's when I found out, a way to defeat the wagechad. I needed to show him pictures of traps. That my friends is how I became a Chader Master.

 

you are the lowest of the lowest, a snake relying solely on the expired rations left for convicted infant murders who have left prison on parole. you are a spoke loosened from the bicycle which your sister and brother ride with great thrust and ability. you are a meteorological anomaly which instead likes to hover behind clouds or a sunny day. you are a wangcore.

 

ARA ARA