roast the member above you

^ Your eyes look like hyena droppings.

But I am physically fit right now, so that's good

 

Boi, you smell so bad the pidgeons wanna eat you

At least you're healthy ^^

 

^ You smell like wet beaver bottoms.

^ This made me laugh out loud for some reason

 

^ Scandalous!

You're so broken even an entire team of nerds couldn't put you back together :O

Maybe because I'm not some hip teenager

 

^ You're so pale, Lord Voldemort was startled when he first laid eyes on you.

 

You're so sticky you would never get down from the wall if you were thrown at it
(I'm so bad at this)

Hahahahahahah ohh that's adorable

 

^ Your breath is so bad; your burps cause city-wide evacuations.

 

Your farts are so smelly people put ginger up in their nose

 

^ Your armpits smell so bad that the UN declared them a bio-chemical weapon.

 

Truth!

You're so weak my smelly armpitts will turn you into a a pile of mush

 

Ohh myy, that's sexy! *.*

Mouth watering meat *.*

 

^ You don't frighten me, Danish pig-dog!

I thought it was a brownie gone bad