first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Teach me how to pee like this.

 

Have a starving competition. Aka who can eat less and stay sane.

 

^ Nani?

 

Lol I'm referring to my bad appetite. You eat a lot?

 

^ I'm guessing they're thin?

Whoops... Thought this was the "describe the person above you" thread.

Yeah, I'm one of those fuckers who can eat a lot and still stay thin or lose weight quick. My sister and wife hate that about me.

 

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Eat BluntBizzle with them.

 

I'm a vegetarian.

 

Ew

 

* Ties them down and makes them consume mixed vegetable huli *

 

I'm an omnivore, you dingleberry.

Ties you done forces meat done your throat

 

I actually have no issues with meat consumption; I'm a vegetarian for health reasons. Just make sure it's well done.

That's right. You heard me. Well Done.

 

Huh... That's a . . . reaction alright.