I have become the PP!!

Okay, okay, yesterday I was hanging out with this friend of mine called Ervert (We call him Ervert Pervert at school). We were like, doing nothing, hanging out with the gang. Sodas in hands, sitting on top of our brand new car we've bought a few days. It's the coolest car ever, a pretty Jugo 45 design. Everyone loves it, even our teacher (lol we fucked her in the back of our car). Sometimes, we sit in it with the ladies in the back, and drive down the highway at the speed of 30km/h (if we feel extreme, as in swimmin wit da sharks type of extreme, we go over the limit and drive in a crazy 33km/h speed).

Anyways, back to the topic, as we were drinking our soda and one of the guys in the gang accidentally chocked on his own soda because he was being stupid and laughing at the same time as speaking, my friend Evert recommended me this cool new the PP Theme design on Sugoidesuchan, telling me its the best thing ever since erotophonophilia. As I always, I trusted my old friend, and quickly ran home, leaving the chocking dude behind. As soon as I sat down on my modern computer, windows XP and all installed, I logged into my sugoidesune account and went on an exciting journey. From User CP, to Edit Options, to changing the theme, it was a really long and fun journey. And I finally arrived there, I changed my theme to the legendary PP Theme.. And just when the page refreshed, the sudden realization hit me like a ton of potatos...

I have become the PP!!

Yes, I AM PP!! PP IS MY BODY AND PP IS MY BLOOD!! With a big PP-ish smile on my face, I investigated this new beautiful theme as quickly as I could, no longer being able to hold back my patience a single second more. And it was... art. The grayish background, the red haired puppetman in the top left side of my screen, it was like something I have never before seen... Yes... It was the PP Theme.


Friends, rapists, sadists, masochists, and everyone who enjoys beauty out there, I recommend this legendary PP Theme to you as well! Enjoy yourselves to the fullest!

 

Shutup you negger

 

Damn you, England!