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  1. Laraib

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    Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?… Well then you ******* normie, maybe you should click on my username and on my profile you should see three dots to the right of my username. Click those three dots to open a dropdown menu reads "Block". Click that option and confirm that you want to block me to avoid seeing my future posts
     
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    The way Itachi knocked on Naruto's door was art in the purest sense.

    I must confess, Itachi is truly a master at knocking on doors. I consider it an art. When I first heard him knocking on Naruto's door before attempting to kidnap him, I was utterly mesmerized. My ears were dripping with cum at the mere sound of those 3 "knock knock knocks". The sound reverberated through my eardrums and made me contemplate my very existence itself. It was a powerful sound.

    I can only imagine the immense, indescribable fear that a 13 year old Naruto was experiencing at the time, faced with such massive pressure, originating from Itachi's strong, but elegant knocks. Even Kisame, who was standing behind Itachi, felt the intensity of his knocking. His own teammate was in awe of his godlike knocking. A tranquil rage projecting its sacred force onto that blessed door. The door that separated both Itachi and Naruto. Naruto, who was forced to to choose from only 2 options: open the door, or open the door. Naturally, after his ears bore witness to those omnipotent knocks, he could only choose to open the door. As he opened the door, he was visibly shaken. He was so enticed by Itachi's knocks that he mistook him for his best friend, Uchiha Sasuke. After hearing Itachi softly, yet in a slightly assertive tone demand, "It's time for you to come with us, Naruto-kun..." Naruto waa faced with an impossible situation. Not only had hearing Itachi's holy knocks weakened his mind, but after hearing Itachi's voice and seeing his cold gaze, his body had already reached its limit. He had to comply...

    Jiraiya could only stand up to both Itachi and Kisame because he merely wasn't present when Itachi initiated his extremely potent knocking, and thus, couldn't fall victim to it. Perhaps that's how he managed to massacre his share of the Uchiha Clan, by knocking on their doors and then breaking in through their windows while they were distracted. Yes...

    Itachi truly is a master at knocking on doors.
     
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    Why even knock in the first place? Just kidnap him silently. /s/
     
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