Sheep Game Sheep 34 - Space Navy +.+ (again)

So the last sheep got lost to interwebz. So I had to redo it. And any participants who already submitted their answers will have to resubmit.

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1. Which of the following ships is, in your opinion, the best looking?
a. Raider-class corvette (Star Wars)

b. Sovereign-class cruiser (Star Trek)

c. SSV Normandy (Mass Effect)

d. Donnager-class battleship (The Expanse)


2. Choose one of these to serve aboard:
a. Exploratory naval vessel: Travel the cosmos for science. But carry enough weapons to ward off pirate scum and other such undesirables.
b. Diplomatic transport: Ferry diplomats and aid (food, medicine, etc) to troubled planets.
c. Pirate vessel: Raid any ships you come across and make away with the booty. Live a life of adventure and pillaging but watch out for the navy (you are criminal scum after all).
d. Leisure vessel: Serve aboard a ship that ferries wealthy travellers across the stars.

3. You are an admiral of the imperial navy. Your emperor has, unusually, given you the choice of one of the following classes of dedicated warship to command. Which would you choose?
a. Heavy corvette or light frigate: Patrol the Outer Rim for pirate scum and traitorous rebels in a modestly sized warship. Use your swiftness and arsenal of light weapons to obliterate squadrons of enemy fighters in battle.
b. Star destroyer: Take your 1.6 km (1 mile) long ship wherever you are needed in the galaxy, subjugate entire planets, destroy entire armies, take out enemy capital ships, demonstrate the might of the imperial navy.
c. Dreadnought: Lead entire fleets from an 8+ km (5+ miles) long monstrosity of a ship, end wars before they begin, lay waste to planets with your terrifying weapons, dominate entire solar systems through fear.

4. A random warp jump results in you ending up near an unknown and unexplored planet. A scouting party sent down to the planet reveals the existence of giant car-sized spiders that just so happen to find humans rather delicious. Your next course of action?
a. Be a coward: To hell with this. We’re leaving immediately. Let’s just go! Forget about the scouts we sent down.
b. Do the honourable thing: Blockade the planet. Retrieve the scouting party survivors. Leave a warning beacon for other travellers. Then leave.
c. Overreact: Car-sized man-eating spiders? No! Just no! Commence orbital bombardment. Wipe out all life on the planet and reduce the surface to molten lava.

5. During a routine patrol, your warship comes across a planet full of… Whatever the hell species is @Coffee Cat . And what kind of relationship will you build with their civilization?
a. Open diplomatic channels, commence peaceful trade with these people.
b. Dominate this world and make them all into slaves.
c. Oh god! They like man meat! Commence orbital bombardment. Wipe out all life on the planet and reduce the surface to molten lava.

6. Your ship has been overrun by rabid globears. What do you do?
a. Fight to the bitter end in an attempt to retake control of the ship.
b. Activate the self destruct mechanism and get to the nearest escape pod before she blows.
c. Chart a course into the nearest star and be melted down along with your vessel.

7. @Schpittfeuer who is a member of your crew, has been found to be smuggling nougat and other confectionaries aboard your vessel in order to evade taxes and paperwork. Your next course of action?
a. Throw him into detention and take him to the nearest base to be court martialled.
b. Join in his operation, smuggle nougat all across the galaxy.
c. Shoot him, take up his nougat smuggling operations, make money yourself.

8. Upsurge, the captain of your vessel, has seemingly gone nuts. He’s given all sorts of ridiculous orders and seems no longer fit to stay in command. Your next course of action?
a. Meh… Go along with his shit. Kind of hilarious anyway.
b. Arrest upsurge, throw him in the detention block, appoint his second-in-command as the acting commanding officer, then get to the nearest base where upsurge can get psychiatric treatment.
c. Organize a mutiny, shoot upsurge and his second-in-command, become nougat smugglers.

9. You have been given the honour of naming a newly constructed warship. Go ahead and choose a name for her.

10. Which other Sugoi Desu member would you choose as your second-in-command?

I'll accept submissions till may be Friday. If anyone wants to submit at the last minute, make a post in this thread and tag me please.

 

@Schpittfeuer
@Globear
@Coffee Cat
@Majin-Bob
@Archisman
You'll have to give me your answers again.

 

I'll enter later Bun Bun!

 

@Errant Singularity
@BilboSwaggins
You two had expressed interest if I recall correctly.

 

Another server down maybe expected judging from the noticeboard.So that means if i pm it maybe lost again.Upsurge I will pm you in Mh.

Check it there.

 

Shu-IT! I'll do it later today if I can remember.

 

I'll get to mine tonight, haven't had much time on here in the past couple days.

 

@upsurge That sucks! You should save the answers somewhere, since it looks like the server will be down again later this week

Ohh and IN of course :D

 

Understandable.

Yeah, I'll take a screencap of the entire page this time after you submit your answers.

 

Good decision, as expected of my tea senpai~

 

I'll get around to doing this one at some point.

Screenshots are a good precaution, but you should be okay.

 

@Errant Singularity
@BilboSwaggins
Going to close this and put out the results tomorrow. If you still want to participate, submit your answers.

 

Could put the results out yesterday for certain reasons. Will do so in a few hours.

@Beatrice
@Errant Singularity
@BilboSwaggins
You three still want to participate?

 

List of participants:
@Schpittfeuer (Spitfire)
@Globear (globie)
@Majin-Bob (Classy Bob)
@Coffee Cat (Caffeine Kitten)
@Archisman (Demon King)

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1. Which of the following ships is, in your opinion, the best looking?
a. Raider-class corvette (Star Wars)
Globie, Caffeine Kitten (2)
b. Sovereign-class cruiser (Star Trek)
Demon King (1)
c. SSV Normandy (Mass Effect)
Classy Bob (1)
d. Donnager-class battleship (The Expanse)
Spitfire (1)

2. Choose one of these to serve aboard:
a. Exploratory naval vessel: Travel the cosmos for science. But carry enough weapons to ward off pirate scum and other such undesirables.
Spitfire, Caffeine Kitten (2)
b. Diplomatic transport: Ferry diplomats and aid (food, medicine, etc) to troubled planets.
Demon King (1)
c. Pirate vessel: Raid any ships you come across and make away with the booty. Live a life of adventure and pillaging but watch out for the navy (you are criminal scum after all).
Globie, Classy bob (2)
d. Leisure vessel: Serve aboard a ship that ferries wealthy travellers across the stars.

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Yo ho fiddle lee dee a pirate's life is alright with me!
- Classy Bob

3. You are an admiral of the imperial navy. Your emperor has, unusually, given you the choice of one of the following classes of dedicated warship to command. Which would you choose?
a. Heavy corvette or light frigate: Patrol the Outer Rim for pirate scum and traitorous rebels in a modestly sized warship. Use your swiftness and arsenal of light weapons to obliterate squadrons of enemy fighters in battle.
Caffeine Kitten (1)
b. Star destroyer: Take your 1.6 km (1 mile) long ship wherever you are needed in the galaxy, subjugate entire planets, destroy entire armies, take out enemy capital ships, demonstrate the might of the imperial navy.
Globie, Classy Bob (2)
c. Dreadnought: Lead entire fleets from an 8+ km (5+ miles) long monstrosity of a ship, end wars before they begin, lay waste to planets with your terrifying weapons, dominate entire solar systems through fear.
Demon King, Spitfire (2)

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And they will call me admiral Chow Paw! Destroyer of non furry enemies
- Caffeine Kitten

4. A random warp jump results in you ending up near an unknown and unexplored planet. A scouting party sent down to the planet reveals the existence of giant car-sized spiders that just so happen to find humans rather delicious. Your next course of action?
a. Be a coward: To hell with this. We’re leaving immediately. Let’s just go! Forget about the scouts we sent down.
b. Do the honourable thing: Blockade the planet. Retrieve the scouting party survivors. Leave a warning beacon for other travellers. Then leave.
Globie, Demon King, Caffeine Kitten, Classy bob (4)
c. Overreact: Car-sized man-eating spiders? No! Just no! Commence orbital bombardment. Wipe out all life on the planet and reduce the surface to molten lava.
Spitfire (1)

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Of course I'll have some of the spider meat with me, it sounds yummy and slimy
- Caffeine Kitten

Leave no man behind.
- Classy Bob

5. During a routine patrol, your warship comes across a planet full of… Whatever the hell species is @Coffee Cat . And what kind of relationship will you build with their civilization?
a. Open diplomatic channels, commence peaceful trade with these people.
Globie, Classy Bob (2)
b. Dominate this world and make them all into slaves.
Demon King (1)
c. Oh god! They like man meat! Commence orbital bombardment. Wipe out all life on the planet and reduce the surface to molten lava.
Spitfire, Caffeine Kitten (2)

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Better safe than sorry, that chick is weird o-o
- Caffeine Kitten

I so happen to be an Ambassador to that particular species. You could say we are...partners in crime…
- Classy Bob

6. Your ship has been overrun by rabid globears. What do you do?
a. Fight to the bitter end in an attempt to retake control of the ship.
Demon King, Caffeine Kitten (2)
b. Activate the self destruct mechanism and get to the nearest escape pod before she blows.
c. Chart a course into the nearest star and be melted down along with your vessel.
Globie (1)
d. Give them some treats and befriend them.
Spitfire, Classy Bob (2)

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Give them cake thus earning their friendship forever.
- Spitfire

Throw some cake not so hard to control the sweet loving thing…
- Classy Bob

7. @Schpittfeuer who is a member of your crew, has been found to be smuggling nougat and other confectionaries aboard your vessel in order to evade taxes and paperwork. Your next course of action?
a. Throw him into detention and take him to the nearest base to be court martialled.
Demon King, Classy Bob (2)
b. Join in his operation, smuggle nougat all across the galaxy.
Globie, Caffeine Kitten (2)
c. Shoot him, take up his nougat smuggling operations, make money yourself.
Spitfire (1)

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I lOOOOVE nougat especially with marzipan (which I've heard foreigners think is yucky?)
- Caffeine Kitten

Well, he needs to be put to justice. I PAY GOOD MONEY AND HE GETS AWAY WITH IT?! NOT OVER MY GODDAMN DEAD BODY!!!
- Classy Bob

8. Upsurge, the captain of your vessel, has seemingly gone nuts. He’s given all sorts of ridiculous orders and seems no longer fit to stay in command. Your next course of action?
a. Meh… Go along with his shit. Kind of hilarious anyway.
Spitfire, Caffeine Kitten (2)
b. Arrest upsurge, throw him in the detention block, appoint his second-in-command as the acting commanding officer, then get to the nearest base where upsurge can get psychiatric treatment.
Demon King (1)
c. Organize a mutiny, shoot upsurge and his second-in-command, become nougat smugglers.
Globie, Classy Bob (2)

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I'll always be faithful to my captain~
- Caffeine Kitten

Juicy stuff at C. But taking over a corrupt syndicate? Not my style…
- Classy Bob

9. You have been given the honour of naming a newly constructed warship. Go ahead and choose a name for her.
Boobie McTootie - globie (1)
Victory - Demon King (1)
Muffin McMuffinface - Spitfire (1)
Her Majesty MeowIntoxinator - Caffeine Kitten (1)
UNSM (United Nations Space Mariner) Caelus Navigo - Classy Bob (1)

10. Which other Sugoi Desu member would you choose as your second-in-command?
Coffee Cat - globie, Spitfire, Classy Bob (3)
upsurge - Demon King (1)
Rohan - Caffeine Kitten (1)

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Final scores:
globie and Classy Bob = 21
Caffeine Kitten = 19
Spitfire = 17
Demon King = 16

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Congratulations to Globar and Majin-Bob

Archisman should host the next sheep