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Sheep Game Sheep 50: Profanity Sheep

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by upsurge, Jun 28, 2019.

  1. upsurge Revolutionary Pessimism

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    I'll have the results up tomorrow morning.
     
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  2. upsurge Revolutionary Pessimism

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    List of participants:
    @bankai (bankai)
    @Schpittfeuer (Spitfire-kun)
    @Coffee Cat (Caffeine Kitten)
    @Ass (Juvia)
    @Globear (globie)
    @Brainlet (Gobb)
    @Majin-Bob (Sir Bob)
    @Errant Singularity (Errant)

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    1. Give one slang word for ‘breasts’.
    Big Ole Ta-tas ~ bankai (1)
    Tiddies ~ Spitfire-kun (1)
    Boobies ~ Caffeine Kitten (1)
    Boobs ~ Juvia (1)
    Titties ~ globie (1)
    Tits ~ Gobb (1)
    Chest Nuggets ~ Sir Bob (1)
    Magical Milk Fountains ~ Errant (1)

    Quotes (open)

    Oh god I want to see Globsy answer to this

    Idk, tiddies probably
    ~ Spitfire-kun

    Chest Nuggets, why? Cause I'm from the hood.
    ~ Sir Bob


    2. Give one slang word for the human male reproductive organ.
    Note: I’m not counting ‘penis’.
    Cock ~ bankai, globie (2)
    HOLY SWORD EXCALIBUR ~ Spitfire-kun (1)
    Meat stick ~ Caffeine Kitten (1)
    Dick ~ Juvia, Gobb (2)
    Schmuck ~ Sir Bob (1)
    Flesh Mushroom ~ Errant (1)

    3. Would you like Samuel L Jackson to narrate one day of your life, with every sentence having at least one use of “Motherfucker”?

    Mother **** Yea! ~ bankai

    Obviously XD ~ Spitfire-kun

    Heck Yeah! "Coffee Cat cleaned that sweet old ladies ass like a motherfucking saint!" XD
    ~ Caffeine Kitten

    Hell yeah ~ Juvia

    Yes ~ globie

    Sure, why not? ~ Gobb

    No, I don't want him to waste his time narrating my sad life.
    ~ Sir Bob

    What motherfucker wouldn't?
    ~ Errant

    4. @Coffee Cat did something silly and injured upsurge, who suddenly yells out on Kannada:
    (a) Soole makkala!!!
    ~ bankai (1)
    (b) Shaataa keriya!!!
    ~ Sir Bob (1)
    (c) Nayi munde makkala!!!
    ~ Gobb (1)
    (d) Ninna thikakke benki aaka!!!
    ~ Spitfire-kun, Caffeine Kitten, Juvia, globie, Errant (5)
    (e) Katthe Bhadava!!!

    Translations from Kannada (open)

    (a) Soole makkala!!!
    Translation: Children of a whore!!!

    (b) Shaataa keriya!!!
    Translation: Pubic hair scratcher!!!

    (c) Nayi munde makkala!!!
    Translation: Children of a widowed dog!!!

    (d) Ninna thikakke benki aaka!!!
    Translation: May your buttocks catch on fire!!!

    (e) Katthe Bhadava!!!
    Translation: Donkey Pimp!!!


    5. What swear word would you like David Attenborough to say in his soothing voice?
    Oh, **** Yeah! ~ bankai (1)
    Bastard ~ Spitfire-kun (1)
    Bollocks ~ Caffeine Kitten (1)
    Cocksucker ~ Juvia (1)
    You're all fuckwits! ~ globie (1)
    **** ~ Gobb (1)
    Juicy Pussy ~ Sir Bob (1)
    Son of a bitch ~ Errant (1)

    Quotes (open)

    Huh, it's sounds wrong! Juicy Pussey.
    ~ Sir Bob

    I need to hear him say "Son of a bitch" during some terrible moment, calmly and soothingly.
    ~ Errant


    6. Would you like Morgan Freeman to sing you a nursery rhyme filled with profanity? Which nursery rhyme would you choose?
    Humpty Dumpty ~ bankai, Spitfire-kun (2)
    Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star ~ Caffeine Kitten (1)
    Baa, Baa, Black Sheep ~ Juvia (1)
    The book go the **** to sleep ~ globie (1)
    [Upsurge Note: I’m assuming globie means the “Go to sleep” lullaby]
    Incy Wincy Spider ~ Gobb (1)
    Nope ~ Sir Bob (1)
    Hush, Little Baby ~ Errant (1)

    Quotes (open)

    For some reason kept thinking Samuel L Jackson instead of Morgan Freeman for the nursery rhyme, so that he could reference, "I'm sick of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" but with spiders.
    ~ Gobb

    Sing? I don't think so. Just cause he has a good voice doesn't mean he can hit them notes.
    ~ Sir Bob


    7. Some asshole jumped a red light and injured Upsurge. An enraged @Schpittfeuer (who despises signal-jumpers) tracks down the offender and decides to tattoo a swear word onto his forehead.

    What swear word should Schpitt tattoo onto the red light jumper’s forehead?

    Shithead ~ bankai (1)

    "***I AM A MASSIVE ***** WHO ^%@#$%&@^s @#!*&^$@#^$s AND MY *&^@#(*!@#& WAS A @()!@ "
    ~ Spitfire-kun (1)

    Skurwielu ~ Caffeine Kitten (1)

    Ass ~ Juvia (1)

    YOU ******* SCHINZTEL ~ globie (1)

    **** ~ Gobb (1)

    Twit ~ Sir Bob (1)

    Lil Bitch ~ Errant (1)

    8. I regularly wish @Brainlet (Gobb) a goodnight while also calling him something nasty. For example, one night I said “Goodnight, jizz monkey.”

    Now you come up with one profanity-filled goodnight wish for Gobb.

    Goodnight, you Cum Guzzling Whore.
    ~ bankai (1)

    Goodnight, Mr Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlopface.
    ~ Spitfire-kun (1)

    Goodnight your majesty, ruler of pubic hair xD
    ~ Caffeine Kitten (1)

    Goodnight, cummy bear.
    ~ Juvia (1)

    Night night, funky fucker.
    ~ globie (1)

    Sweet dreams of oppai :|
    ~ Gobb (1)

    Goodnight, chuckle-****.
    ~ Sir Bob (1)

    Sleep tight, you thrift-store condom.
    ~ Errant (1)

    Quotes (open)

    Goodnight mr Wee Jock Poo-Pong McPlopface.

    No insult here, love you @gobb
    ~ Spitfire-kun

    "Goodnight, chuckle-****." (Thank you Eiji for the word)
    ~ Sir Bob


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    Scores:
    bankai = 16
    Spitfire-kun = 19
    Caffeine Kitten = 18
    Juvia = 19
    globie = 19
    Gobb = 15
    Sir Bob = 8
    Errant = 18

    Ranks:
    Spitfire-kun, Juvia, globie =19
    Caffeine Kitten, Errant = 18
    bankai = 16
    Gobb = 15
    Sir Bob = 8

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    In and Out, bitches!
    ~ V (Cyberpunk 2077)
     
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  3. upsurge Revolutionary Pessimism

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  4. Majin-Bob Adventurer of the World

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    Wait what? I'm hosting???
     
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  5. Glowbeary Tentacle Taco +.+

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    Congrats everyone
     
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  6. Majin-Bob Adventurer of the World

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    Good job at getting more points than me lol.
     
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  7. upsurge Revolutionary Pessimism

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    The loser has to host :>

    If you don't want to, you can ask Gobb.
     
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  8. Majin-Bob Adventurer of the World

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    Wait What?! How long have I been frozen?!!!

    Let me think about it. Alright I thought about it I'll do it.
     
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  9. upsurge Revolutionary Pessimism

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    :k
     
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  10. Gobb

    Gobb finds a way

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    i'll give out stuff before I go to bed
     
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  11. Schpittfeuer helpless chicken

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    @Coffee Cat what the f@ck XD XD XD
     
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  12. upsurge Revolutionary Pessimism

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    More importantly:
    Five of the eight participants want to see Caffeine Kitten's derrière burn, including @Coffee Cat herself!!!
     
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  13. BluntBizzle Godly Member

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    I can tell the winners sucked their way to the top.
    :snick
     
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  14. Gobb

    Gobb finds a way

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    given out
     
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  15. upsurge Revolutionary Pessimism

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    Juvia did, but not Spitfire-kun and globie.
     
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