What if Game 2.0

Previous thread was deleted due to inappropriate behavior and harassment.

Eg.
p1: q. What if we lived in Mars?
p2: a. We'd be aliens.
q. What if there was no such thing as water?

And so on. Everytime someone asks a q, it's answered by the following person and that following person should ask a new what-if question.

Rules: No inappropriate or offensive questions.

 

I'll start us off, I guess.

What if clouds were marshmallows?

 

Then everyone would die.

What if the sky was green?

 

Then grass would be blue~

What if you could change appearance any time you wanted?

 

I would change into my mom so I could ground my brother for everything he does

What if you could have a phone that received texts of your future?

 

I'd be careful about using it, or try to use it to give me an easier time ;o;

What if you could be an Animorph? What animal would you turn into?

 

I would turn into a cat and purr all day.
What if you could eat at your favorite restaurant for free as long as you live?

 

I'd have to seriously consider which I like best: Red Lobster, Korean BBQ, or the Japanese BBQ place? Decisions uwahhh ;o;

What if you had the means to achieve anything right now? What would it be?

 

I would achieve the ability to stop using this thread and spend my time on more productive activities.

What if you could do a sideflip, like me?

 

I'd front flip, instead.

What if you could insert yourself into any story?

 

Your life story. It needs improvements.

What if you could do a wall flip, like me?
Im running out of ideas. ****. I'm not the brightest kid.

 

I would Do it better

What If You Were hungry, Broke and Ugly?

 

>implying I'm not that already
What if you could do a wall flip, like me?

 

I would stop doing it before I hurt myself.
What if your printer ran out of ink just when you were about to print an important paper due in the next five minutes?

 

I might just scream tbh, thats shit in infuriating

What if you could turn people into cakes? Would eating them be cannibalism?