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the butcher and became

 

sick. He got a knife and

 

sliced his own

 

hand off

 

He then began to eat it. As a result,

 

He went to the bathroom to take the meanest dump

 

...only to realize there was no toilet paper

 

he then proceeded to wipe his ass with his own hand

 

and immediately cut it off to cleanse himself

 

he swiftly thought to himself "i'm a dumbass, i cut off both of my hands".

 

so he tried sticking them back on

 

,but they kept falling off. One of them

 

he tried to pick them back up with his feet

 

but he dropped it, so he flipped out and

 

started banging his head on the wall like a mad man