first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Then go back sleep.

 

pokes gobby

 

I guess i'll get my own beer then.

 

yeah

goes back to sleep

 

This is depressing.

 

sorry

 

pokes the gobby

 

Pokes the beer...

 

-takes the beer and dumps it down the sink-

 

Teabags your dead body...

 

-dodges and roundhouse kicks you to the wall-

 

Drinks beer and laugh since you're still dead z.z'

 

How can I be dead if you never killed me and I grabbed your beer.