first thing you would do if you woke up next to the person above you?

Put him in a washing machine

 

Since I'll wake up in Australia - Die either cause of the heat or the insects if I'm lucky enough to survive that.

 

Press X to doubt. Besides that I'm plain terrified of insects so Australia would be like a constant PvE zone for me. When was the last time you got bitten?

OT: Ask them if they want help with something

 

Snatch their phone and break it. How dawe you ignowe me

 

Ask them if they wanna get out of Florida

 

**** No! I'll send your ass to California.

 

Did you just imply anyone would choose Florida over Cali? lmao

 

IDK, are you implying that you would live in a shit hole state of California, then Fl?

 

Neither. For real though, both are alright to me, I just dislike the parts of them where you can't get by without knowing a chunk of Spanish.

 

Kill myself