roast the member above you

^ Is as week as a newborn bunny.

 

The haters rush to him like the plague, instead of fear.

 

^ Is a poet and he knows it.

 

Makes folk turn to stone from his ugliness.

 

^ Is so ugly that Frankenstein's monster wouldn't take a selfie with him o.o

 

When intelligent life was first formed, she was in the reject pile.

 

When the irish famine hit you were the last one to be fed out of the bunch.

 

When Medusa looks at you she feels so horrified she turns into stone

 

Damn it, Caffeine Kitten!!!

 

When mosquitoes bite you they die instantly cause you taste so bad.

 

^ Quit staring at best Star Wars girl's tits, you pervert.

 

Writes poetry like a 5 year old on a good day.

 

^ Empty-headed animal- food-trough-wiper!