roast the member above you

^ Lies like a mangled arm caught in machinery (very tragically)

 

^ Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

 

Your ideas are lifeless, just like your personality.

 

^ You are an absolute notlob.

 

You smell so bad the walking dead would avoid you

 

^ You smell worse than a flooded Kolkata street overflowing with sewage.

 

^ You look like Thanos and Hulk's secret love child

 

^ You look like Thor and Rocket Raccoon's secret love child.

 

You have the hair style of a combine harvester rolling over your head.

 

Shows what you know.

I currently am sporting an army haircut

 

My brother has those. they are ok.

 

^ You don't frighten me English pig dog!

 

You are so overweight you made a new planet with your blubber total

 

^ You're so skinny, I can use you as a bonk stick to beat @Coffee Cat @Globear and @Schpittfeuer with.

And I'm going to do the evil snicker while I'm at it

I have a BMI of 19, which is bordering on underweight

 

I see. You make garbage like roses and your face stops traffic.
Being underweight no fun...