Would you rather?

Coward Ponpon. :llama
Eat a frog but not the poisonous kind. I heard their legs are quite tasty.
Would you rather drink urine or eat feces?

 

Oh gosh, that's a terrible one. Drink urine though, but I'd cry for years and demand the death of you.


Would you rather marry a frogs butt or a frogs penis (HAHA don't ask)

 

I thought frogs didn't have a penis. They release sperm on the eggs the female throws out to reproduce.
Would you rather eat a hamburger or a hot dog?

 

Well I'm stupid then.
BOTH but probably a hotdog if it has fried onions and mustard ;w;

Uhh, Would you rather drink milkshake or smoothie?

 

A smoothie.
Would you rather have diarrhea or constipation before a date?

 

Smoothiiie :3



Would you rather eat me or eat me?

 

There are two. I'll answer both.

1) Constipation because I'd rather not POOP before a date.
2) Eat me.

Would you rather stab yourself or shoot yourself?

 

Stab.



Would you rather rather or rather?

 

sleep please... ;o;

Would you rather eat fruits for the rest of your life, or pizza?

 

Fruits. Too much pizza gives me constipation.
Would you rather travel by plane around the world or by boat?

 

Plane, boats would be too long for me ;o;

Would you rather learn a skill you would use daily, or learn something you enjoy?

 

Learn something I enjoy so I can spend my free time doing it.
Would you rather eat rancid food or drink spoiled milk?

 

...spoiled milk i think....

would you rather eat a live bug or roadkill?

 

A live bug. Roadkill smells awful. I wouldn't be able to stomach it.
Would you rather play basketball or tennis?