Would You Rather

I'd say bankai. I'm pretty sure he'd kick my ass.

I can! I can! I can!

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Would you rather play chess or battleship?

 

Battleship

Would you rather wear a silly (yet oddly fashionable) hat or a wedding dress?

I like running with scissors :O

 

Hat

Would you rather shoot a hat or burn a dress?

You silly tit!

 

Shoot a hat

Would you rather make a puzzle with the image of a million balloons or the blue sky?

 

Blue sky

Would you rather eternal night or eternal day

 

Eternal day.

Would you rather yell at @Coffee Cat or give her a lecture and time out?

Well, I burp in yours! And my burps are very nasty!

 

Yell at her and add a well deserved bonk

Would you rather twerk for 3 hours or moonwalk in mud?

 

Twerk

Would you rather only eat chocolate forever or never eat chocolate

 

Never eat chocolate

Would you rather be an amazing pianest but have sausage looking fingers, or be a hardcore guitar player but with hair coming out of your nose/ears?

 

Pianist

I can live with weird sausage fingers. But hair out of my nose and ears? Nope!

What kind of evil laugh would you do? A really loud diabolical laughter or subdued evil snickering?

 

loud diabolical laughter - heck I do it sometimes when I make a really bad joke

Would you rather have a kigurumi that looks like a unicorn or a dragon?

 

Dragon

Though I'd rather have one that looks like a cat.

Would you rather have dessert with @Globear or tea with me?

 

I would devour the dessert, and leave none to share. Then I would teabag upsurge, while sipping some tea.

Would you rather a superhero or
supervillain?

 

Supervillain

Would you rather dance on the table with the Rock or hide underneath it with Arnold Schwarzenegger?

I have a spare one, that looks like Happy~

Pfff-fff-fffff! Reminds me of the good old WoW days

 

I'm not even touching that comment, of your WoW days. * FREAK *

dance with the Rock on the table.

Would you rather dance, with the devil by the pale moonlight, or
upsurge