Your first impression of the user above you.

Is commanding bleehhh +.+=.=

 

Is a peasant who shall listen to my commands without a second doubt.

 

Needs some cake

 

Will present me with cake if he holds his life dear.

 

Is knowledgeable about the importance of cake

 

Must have diabetes by now with all the cake talk. Totally worth itttt.

 

Catches the cake easy?

 

Thinks cakes are like flu that can catch you. I'm a hard cookie to catch :3

 

Grumpy cookie cake?

 

Is slowly and surely trying to convert everything to cake so she can decorate them with her panties.
That truly sounds like a plot for a horror movie.

 

Knows my secret goals

 

Shall fail as hard as sauron in pursuit of her darkly evil goals.

We shall destroy her panties at mordor.

 

Needs to keep his hands off my panties =.= =.=

 

doesn't know the frodo of sugoi desu shall deliver her panties to mordor.
I ain't touching no one panties. I'm just gonna be gandalf and move around with my staff for fun while frodo has to suffer from your panties.

 

Has a white beard and enjoys playing with his staff