Sheep Game You've been Sheeped #7

Die Mas, Emi will always be cuter than you

 

Results posted today ? mm

 

4 ish hours left to send in your answers

 

So I kinda fell asleep last night before getting around to counting etc. I'm a bit busy today so the results will be out at the earliest tonight or tomorrow morning, sorry about that

 

Choose one:
1. Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?

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Sex organs - 1 point
Lose my sex organs. - Emily

Weight - 1 point
Gain 200lbs (cause I'm already underweight lol) - Dante

Cheaters - 4 points
Hmm, sex organs if it's just the nuts that go. - Gobb
Neither of them. - Rohan
Gain 200lbs and loose my current weight - Zealot
200 POUNDS OF SOLID MUSCLE! I'D BE ALL YEAAAAAAAH BUDDY! AIN'T NUTHIN' BUT A PEANUT! - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)

2. Would you rather get explosie diarrhea every time you meet your boss or every time you meet your SO's parents?

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Boss - 2 points
Meeting the Boss. - Rohan
Everytime I meet my boss. True story. - Dante

Parents - 2 points
The latter. - Gobb
Prolly every time I meet my SO's parent. I will explain each of my bathroom trip to them down to the minor detail. SO MUCH THAT THEY'D BE DISGUSTED BY IT! - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)

Cheaters - 2 points
Boss and eventually start my own company - Zealot
Everytime I meet my boss, he can just be non existent and Imma be fine - Emily

3. You only hear one song for the rest of your life. Justin Bieber's Baby or Rebecca Black's Friday?

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Baby - 4 points
Justin Bieber's Baby. - Rohan
Baby and only listen to luda's verse - Zealot
B-Baby used to be my guilty pleasure. DON'T JUDGE! Prolly that, yeah. - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)
Ew they both suck LOL I guess Justin Bieber's baby - Emily

Friday - 1 point
Friday. - Gobb

Cheaters - 1 point
Better kill my self. - Dante

4. Would you rather be the famous author of Twilight or the famous writer of every Nickelback song?

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Twilight - 4 points
Famous author of Twilight. - Rohan
Famous author of Twilight - Dante
The author of twilight. I bet she is fking riiiiiiiiich! - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)
Um I never heard Nickelback before o-o so twilight author - Emily

Nickelback - 2 points
Nickelback songs. - Gobb'
Nickelback since a lot of the hate is ironic. - Zealot

5. Would you rather have no knees or no elbows?

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No knees - 3 points
No knees. - Gobb
No knees (cause I'd still be able to fap) - Dante
No knees - Emily

No elbows - 2 points
Elbows cause **** walkin like a penguin lol - Zealot
NO KNEES LIFE EZPZ - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)

Cheaters - 1 point
I can't decide. - Rohan

Zombie Apocalypse
6. Disaster strikes! It's a zombie apocalypse and it's up to you to save the world. What is your weapon of choice to fight off the zombie horde?

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Melee weapon - 3 points
Katana. :^) - Gobb weeb

what ever tf this shit is. - Zealot
A dildo o-ob - Emily

Ranged weapon - 2 points
A Shotgun. - Rohan
AR 15 - Dante

A person isn't a weapon dumbass - 1 point
I'LL USE SOMETHING WHICH HAVE NO BRAINS AT ALL! AKA @Emily CHAN!! She'll be like completely invisible to them!! ABSOLUTELY INVISIBLE! - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)

7. You've fought of the zombie horde, and now it's just you and a handful of others, what is your next course of action?

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Killing all the zombies - 3 points
Start cleaning up the world. - Gobb
Get more people & clout and raise my zombie kill count - Zealot
Throw in that zombie meat into a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby you've got a stew going. - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)

RIP everyone - 1 point
Kill others then proceed to kill my self. - Dante

Pussy out - 2 points
Run away. - Rohan
PARTEH TILL I DROP - Emily

8. You've been on the road with your group for a while now. But your supplies have run dry with nothing nearby where you can restock, what do you do?

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Tame responses - 2 points
Go scouting for more supplies. - Gobb
We keep on driving till we reach supplies. - Rohan

Less tame shit - 4 points
Steal that shit off other survivors cause keep looking for that your yourself - Zealot
Read 7th answer. - Dante
Throw in that zombie meat into a pot, add some broth, a potato... baby you've got a stew going AGAIN - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)
I kill my group - Emily

9. You've come across what seems to be a researcher who has gone insane, he claims to have found a cure but he needs your help and the lives of your companions who're left. What do you do?

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What does that even mean??? - 1 point
Proceed with caution. - Gobb

**** rest of my group - 1 point
Sacrifice everyone else like a real one ☠️ - Zealot

This guy - 2 points
Say no to the cure cause question 10. - Rohan
Kill him first and proceed with 7th answer. - Dante

**** the researcher - 2 points
KILL THE MOFO! ERRYONE KNOWS GOOD GUYS DON'T GET TO MAKE HARD DECISIONS LIKE THAT!!! - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)
I kill him too o-o - Emily

10. The apocalypse is over, why is it over?

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RIP - 1 point
Because humanity became extinct. - Gobb

RIP zombies - 4 points
The Zombies ate each other to extinction. - Rohan
Cause the cure worked / I killed every zombie and I saved the mf world!!!!!! - Zealot
MY TOTALLY NEW BESTIE @Emily KILLED WAY TOO MANY ZOMBIES, ATE THEIR BRAINS, BECAME SUPER SMART AND DEVELOPED A CURE! Aka turning zombies into suicide bomber AGAINST THEIR OWN FOLKS! CHECKMATE! - Weird name guy (Amruc Razaghor)
Because I'm awesome and killed everyone - Emily

*shrugs* - 1 point
IDK, I'm already dead. - Dante

TL;DR
Winner at 30 points @Amruc Ragazhor
@Gobb - 22 points
@Rohan 27 points
@Zealot 29 points
@Emily 29 points
Loser at 21 points @Dante

 

@Dante, are you hosting the next Sheep Game ?

 

Oy vey, rigged everytiem

 

When?

 

As soon as possible.

 

@Amruc Ragazhor BITCH ITS U WHO GOT NO BRAINZ >:c

 

How many questions minimum?

 

6 Minimum.